We’re not sayin’ that craft beer and sex automatically go together – but It’s not like they don’t know one another. And we’re certainly not endorsing any particular sexual fantasy…We just thought you ‘might’ be interested.

3somer, a leading app for those seeking a threesomes, has released a report identifying the top 10 US cities for men and women who enjoy an occasional ménage à trois.

 (Editor’s Note: You’ve probably realized by now that this top 10 list has no meaningful link to craft beer –  so we’ve added a suggested craft beer from each city to cover our ass).

The Top 10 US Cities For Threesomes (with craft beer pairings)

1) New York, NY – Yet another reason that they call NYC “the city that never sleeps.” Suggested threesome beer pairing: Sixpoint’s Beast Mode

2) Los Angeles, CA – The more the merrier in ‘La La Land.’ Suggested threesome beer pairing: Beachwood Brewing Udder Love Milk Stout

3) Chicago, IL – Evidently company is coming in ‘The Windy City.’ Suggested threesome beer pairing: Half Acre’s Big Hugs Imperial Coffee Stout

4) Brooklyn, NY – We’re not sure that Brooklyn actually qualifies as a city, but whatever…Suggested threesome beer pairing: Brooklyn Brewery’s Scorcher IPA

5) Houston, TX – Apparently everything is bigger in Texas. Suggested threesome beer pairing: Saint Arnold’s Weedwacker Hefeweizen

6) Miami, FL – Happiness comes in waves in Southern Florida. Suggested threesome beer pairing: Concrete Beach Brewery’s Tropic of Passion Wheat Ale

7) Las Vegas, NV – What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Suggested threesome beer pairing: anything from Banger Brewing.

8) Philadelphia, PA – Talk about making history! Suggested threesome beer pairing: Yards Brewing’s Love Stout

9) San Diego, CA – It’s not hard to find either a frisky ménage à trois or a great beer in SoCal. Suggested threesome beer pairing: AleSmith Horny Devil Golden Ale

10) San Antonio, TX – You don’t mess with Texas when it comes to threesomes. Suggested threesome beer pairing: Freetail Brewing’s Bat Outta Helles

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