One of the South’s (and definitely the Florida Gulf Coast region’s) most insanely fun craft beer events is returning to Tampa this weekend and we gotta think the authorities are concerned.

This kind of bacchanalia shouldn’t be tolerated any longer…this kinda thing leads to too much fun.

Cigar City Brewing’s legendary annual Imperial Stout release and the festival they built around it, sold out almost immediately but that doesn’t mean the masses won’t be storming the gates anyway, (you’ve never watched The Walking Dead?).

What started back in 2010 as a relatively small event held at the brewery’s tap room, has grown into a massive celebration. It now draws many of craft beer’s most accomplished (and troubled) brewers who make a pilgrimage to Tampa to showcase their most prized beers with abandon – consequences be damned!

Who Shouldn’t Attend

Anyone who’s having troubles at home and those trying to re-build their marriages.

Anyone who still reports to a parole officer or is currently being drug tested.

Who Should

ACB’s Tom Bobak at the 2016 Hunuphu’s Day celebration

Anyone else who enjoys SERIOUS BEER and a good time.

But you’d better have already secured a ticket because as we’ve already explained, this thing is SOLD OUT (and notes from your mothers are not going to cut it this year).

If we cared any less about our livers, we’d be flying down to Tampa today.