Some people hate Christmas carols. Some people love them so much that they’ll sing carols until the former slits their wrists. Drinking songs have been popular throughout history in countries such as Germany, Ireland, and Sweden. They were even a hit in the US in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries when ol’ timers sang about practically everything. Here at ACB, we’re reviving the drinking song tradition by pairing up craft beer with some of your favorite (or most hated) Christmas carols. Whatever your stance is on these Yuletide songs, you’ll be sure to love them when they’re about craft beer.  

Deck Our Beers

Deck our beers with wraps called koozies, 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp. 
Tis the season to be boozies, 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp. 

Spill our beer on American Apparel, 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp. 
Pull the finger of Uncle Carol, 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp. 

See the blazing car before us, 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp.  
Drop the match, get in my Taurus. 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp. 

Follow me in drunked-up pleasure, 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp.  
While I pee on Jon Voight’s treasure, 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp. 

Fast away hangover passes, 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp.  
Hail the new, craft beer in glasses, 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp. 

Drink we joyous, all together, 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp.  
Here’s that number for that girl Heather, 
Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp, gulp gulp gulp gulp.