5 Holiday Carols About Craft Beer – Part 4

Randolph the Red-toned Amber Ale 

You know Fat Tire and Boont and Evil Dead and Alaskan,
Red Rocket and Hop Back and Cinder Cone and Levitation,
But do you recall? 
The most famous Amber Ale of all? 

Randolph the Red-toned Amber Ale 
Had a very malty bill, 
And if you ever sipped it, 
You would then take a swill.
All of the other red beers 
Used to laugh and call him names; 
They never let poor Randolph 
Join in any drinking games. 

Then one foggy bottling eve, 
Brewmen came to say, 
Randolph, with your hue so bright, 
Won’t you be my flagship beer tonight?

Then how the beer nerds loved him 
As they belched out with glee, 
Randolph the Red-toned Amber Ale, 
You’ll go down in history!