UK Beer Crafted To Increase Male Sex Drive

beer, UK Beer Crafted To Increase Male Sex DriveA brewery in the United Kingdom has released a beer it contends will upgrade your sexual appetite as well your performance in bed.

Who wouldn’t drink to that?

According to The Sun, the Cerne Abbas Brewery in Dorchester, England has a new beer which has been designed to boost one’s sex drive.

Rich with Vitamins A, B, C and E, Watercress Warrior’s secret libido-boosting ingredient is (you guessed it) WATERCRESS SEEDS…And had we known that watercress was such a virility-boosting superfood we’d have been taking baths in it.

According to the brewery Watercress Warrior was crafted using hops (got to have then), watercress seeds (you know that) and 1,000 liters of water from natural springs (which you probably didn’t know about, but now you do).

The brewery’s beer logo features the famous Cerne Abbas Giant, an ancient earthworks nude male figure with a prominent erection found in the Dorset region of England, thought to date back to the Saxon era.

And it’s the kind of ‘in your face” imaging that would be rejected as inappropriate for a beer label in most places around the world, if it wasn’t so  historically accurate.

James Harper of The Watercress Company, who provided the watercress for the beer waxed poetic with The Sun about the aquatic leaf’s importance and about working with the renowned regional brewery…

“Cerne Abbas is one of the first places watercress was grown and also the location of a brilliant brewery, which we were very keen to work with.”

“Watercress is a fabulous health food packed full of vitamins and nutrients that help boost fertility.”

“There is also of course the famous giant, who is supposedly an ancient symbol of fertility. We thought he was the perfect face of our brew.”

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Cerne Abbas Giant hillscape

Vic Irvine, the head brewer at Cerne Abbas Brewery was all about the collaboration…

“We love a challenge and were fascinated by the prospect of a watercress beer when The Watercress Company approached us.”

“The fact that we can use spring water direct from the watercress farm adds to the story and local provenance.”

And The Sun explains the beer’s virility boosting benefits this way (and we promise you we’re not making this up….

  1. It makes you last longer

The phytoestrogens in beer can help delay premature ejaculation for men. (This one’s new to us, but okay).

  1. Dark brews get you in the mood

Darker beers contain more iron than pale ones, increasing both red blood cells and overall circulation. These are two vital building blocks to easier and more frequent erections. (Also new to us, especially with regard to the frequency of erections).

  1. Beer increases stamina

Research showed that men who downed a pint a day were 31% less likely to suffer from heart issues and it increases ones stamina in the sack.

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